Kristina: starting to get contractions too!!
Me: whoa! what’s that like? ewww
Kristina: lol… Its like having really bad period cramps and your whole stomache tightens up
Me: ewww weird
Kristina: yeah not too fun
Me: what if you push too hard? would the baby pop out?
Kristina: lol no!
Me: are you sure? Have you tried it?
Kristina: right now my body is just practicing. no!
Me: whoa that’s cool I guess… hahaha
Me: what about when you go poop… does it feel like if you push too hard, you could poop the baby out?
Kristina: lol
Me: you have to tell me these things, I’m never gonna know!
Kristina: you are such a dork!!
Kristina: well right now it doesnt feel like that but when I actually go into labor it will
Me: like you’re pooping?!?!
Kristina: yeah
Me: OMG OMG OMG EWWWWWWW UGH EWWWW What if you accidentally poop instead??
Kristina: when you push the baby out those are the muscles you use
Me: eeeeeek
Kristina: i probably will
Me: EWWWWW WHAT!!!!
Me: omg
Me: don’t tell me any more.
Kristina: alot of women do
Kristina: LOL
Me: whoa
Me: THANK GOD I’M NOT HAVING KIDS
Kristina: lol… you can just play with mine
Me: ok cool nothing is worth me pooping on a floor in public.
